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clumsy; read and find out
Topic Started: Aug 17 2007, 07:46 PM (1,024 Views)
Maiz
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Well the worst was when I was doing my paper route. I glanced back to back up (in a car...) and didn't see anything so I went to back out and slammed into another car...

On a funnier note, I was lighting fireworks when I was in like 2nd grade and I was also eating a popsicle at the time. I went to take a bite of the popsicle and I put the punk to my lips instead, burning my lip.
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Sobriquet.
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I wasnt thinking, so when my toast got stuck in the toaster I put a knife in it...I knocked the electricity out in the house haha.

Lucky that knife had a plastic handle, otherwise I might not be here typing this :P
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lukyboy2435
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.Fable
Aug 17 2007, 07:59 PM
Slapped some woman in the luvre in Paris whom I thought was my brother :/

:lol:

I stabbed someone in the heart wth a trident.
Grr, that anchorman quote works for every situation.

Umm, probably falling up staurs, I do that...often. Hm, there was this one time where we had the washer running while the top was open, so I tried sticking my hand in and my dad stopped me very quickly. :o
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ExiledSoldier
Aug 18 2007, 12:09 AM
I grabbed a kid by the back of the head and pulled him along with me a few feet because I thought he was my brother, we were at legoland.

Win! :lol:
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Nitrous Oxide
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Uhhh... to be honest, I can't remember. I'm sure I've done somethings, but nothing that I remember. :(
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aki-san
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given myself two concusions,

dislocated my arm,

and some other things o_O

any way, hello
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John
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The most recent and one I remember was exiting the music library at Baldwin-Wallace and I wasn't really paying attention where I was walking and I accidently went out the emergency doors which sounded an alarm. :sigh:
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Ryn
Aug 17 2007, 11:48 PM
Set the garbage can on fire.

I did that... on purpose.

I walked into a tree once, I was changing the song on my iPod and I didn't notice there was a tree there...
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phractured
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Probably j-walking and getting caught in the middle of a 2 way street, that is scary stuff.
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Cyril
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In school a long time ago, there were these two eighth graders who were making out in the guys bathroom. I wasn't really being clumsy, more like faking the clumsiness. I tripped both of them, and Jonathan's head landed in the urinal. Yeah . . . I didn't mean for his head to end up in the urinal.
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Rae
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I'm actually not very clumsy. ;)

Well I was using a knife to scrape something and it slipped and engraved a near-permanent scar to the side of my left hand.
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Journet
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ExiledSoldier
Aug 18 2007, 01:09 AM
I grabbed a kid by the back of the head and pulled him along with me a few feet because I thought he was my brother, we were at legoland.

I can't count on my 2 hands how many times I have done that. >< The most clumsy thing I have done happened just last season. A corner came in I jumped up to header it out and I banged heads with someone and then when I landed, I landed on their foot. 2 injuries at once. :r
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Cyril
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Anyone accidentally kill a guy? I'm really in for a big scoop! XD
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kseajayne
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fell through metal bleachers...

fell down two stairs...

walking... then fell...

walking with crutches from previous fall... then fell again...

i now wear a night brace for scoliosis soo.. was walking with new brace... and fell...AGAIN.

i'm totally prone to falling. =[

FUNFUNFUN.
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Lugiatm
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Hit my friend in the face with the side of a tennis racquet is the most recent, but I've done plenty.
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