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Most awkwardest moment
Topic Started: Mar 13 2008, 12:00 PM (2,377 Views)
Journet
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When was your most awkwardest moment?

Mine was when my CPSHE teacher was talking about having a young boy in his life when he was 10. We all thought he was gay so we started laughing then he said, the boy who had been in his life had been his brother, so someone shouted out "Are you into incest sir?". He said wait a minute, he then said that his younger brother went out on his bike and later that day was hit and killed by a lorry. He died on impact.

The silence in the room was too awkward to bare.
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Wow, awkward.
Mine, the one I can remember... I just moved to South Africa from Argentina, and it was my second day.
The first day I had sat with these people who seemed friendly, so the second day I went to the table and asked,
'Do you mind if I sit here?'
Everyone stopped whatever they were doing and just looked at me like I'd spoken a different language. It lasted about a minute, until a rather chubby and ugly-ish boy said 'uhh, sure, sit'
I was all red by then >.<
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chizpurfle
Mar 13 2008, 04:08 PM
Wow, awkward.
Mine, the one I can remember... I just moved to South Africa from Argentina, and it was my second day.
The first day I had sat with these people who seemed friendly, so the second day I went to the table and asked,
'Do you mind if I sit here?'
Everyone stopped whatever they were doing and just looked at me like I'd spoken a different language. It lasted about a minute, until a rather chubby and ugly-ish boy said 'uhh, sure, sit'
I was all red by then >.<

Haha, that must have been awkward. :P
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I love awkward moments. ^_^

I've had a lot of them. One time I was walking home around 11pm with my friend and we pulled up to this car that had tinted windows and took are shirts off and were flexing and posing in front of them. 5 minutes into the flex show I hear a knock on the window.... there was someone in there watching us the whole time. :lol:
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I've had lots of awkward moments in my life. Most of them happened with my girlfriend (don't worry, I'll not share the details :P).

Oh, I just remembered one that I can share. It was the day when I me her dad. We went shopping and since it was raining and we were far from home she called her parents to come and get her. I took her to the place where the parents would pick her up and I was planning to leave as soon as they arrive but when they arrived they like "made me" go to the car. Geez, it was really embarrassing and sometimes the silence was really really awkward. XD
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Not really, except when I went to a party and knew no one :P .
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Mar 13 2008, 08:13 PM
Not really, except when I went to a party and knew no one :P .

When Alistra believed the parties were 'democat' and 'republicat'. :r

Actually, I've had far more awkward moments. Seeing as this was the latest, I'll share. In my Global History class, it's myself and four other girls, not including the teacher, yet she's a woman too. I sit on one side of the room in the far back, and the girls sit on the other side of the room in the far back. We're about as far away as possible. So we're watching a power point presentation (taking notes, etc.) and it's the end of class. One of the girls said something funny, so we were all laughing and continued talking across the room and what not. The teacher yells "Will you please be quiet?!".. mind you, she has rarely ever raised her voice to us. We're very small, so she doesn't have to. She was furious. She then was just staring at them, not me, it seemed as if I was innocent. A minute later, no one had talked, and I said... "dot dot dot", and everyone laughed. The teacher then finally talked and told us to bring our review books to class tomorrow. It was just awkward how she was furious, the room was extremely silent, and then she said in her normal tone of voice for us to bring our books.. sort of like nothing had happened.

However, that may have been a you-had-to-be-there moment. :P
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Mar 13 2008, 07:26 PM
Alistra
Mar 13 2008, 08:13 PM
Not really, except when I went to a party and knew no one :P .

When Alistra believed the parties were 'democat' and 'republicat'. :r

Actually, I've had far more awkward moments. Seeing as this was the latest, I'll share. In my Global History class, it's myself and four other girls, not including the teacher, yet she's a woman too. I sit on one side of the room in the far back, and the girls sit on the other side of the room in the far back. We're about as far away as possible. So we're watching a power point presentation (taking notes, etc.) and it's the end of class. One of the girls said something funny, so we were all laughing and continued talking across the room and what not. The teacher yells "Will you please be quiet?!".. mind you, she has rarely ever raised her voice to us. We're very small, so she doesn't have to. She was furious. She then was just staring at them, not me, it seemed as if I was innocent. A minute later, no one had talked, and I said... "dot dot dot", and everyone laughed. The teacher then finally talked and told us to bring our review books to class tomorrow. It was just awkward how she was furious, the room was extremely silent, and then she said in her normal tone of voice for us to bring our books.. sort of like nothing had happened.

However, that may have been a you-had-to-be-there moment. :P

I had one of those moments today. We have this teacher for music who has no idea what she's doing, all we do is watch movies like Superbad, American Pie, Harry Potter etc. and today was the dreaded test. We hadn't learned anything this year so we were stuck, really stuck. One of the questions was "What is a riff?" so I wrote, "It's the opposite of woof" and it said, draw a treble clef, so I just wrote treble clef, this was one of those you-had-to-be-there moments. So she walked over glanced at my paper, picked it up and threw it back on the table, furious. Another teacher walked in, all silent and I randomly just shouted out "woof" and the class just burst out into laughter. So she ripped up my paper for talking, sent me outside, I opened the door and said "Meow". :sigh: This big bald bloke, he's Scottish and he has the heavy type of Scottish accent, took me outside, gave me a bollocking and I just went back into class.

Woof. :arr:

Maybe not awkward but the silence was. :P
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This topic title cracks me up every time I see it. Awkward English, perhaps?

Anyway, an awkward moment: I was at a party over Christmas Break when the door bell rang. The guy who lived there was in the middle of a game, so I offered to go let whoever had arrived in (since we weren't in the foyer, he'd left the door locked). I answer the door, and low and behold, it is a bunch of Christmas Carolers. So, I stepped out onto the porch and they sang to me. :ermm: All the while, a couple of the singers were neighbors and were giving me odd looks, wondering who I was to be answering the door.
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Lewiis
Mar 13 2008, 09:03 PM
Cody
Mar 13 2008, 07:26 PM
Alistra
Mar 13 2008, 08:13 PM
Not really, except when I went to a party and knew no one :P .

When Alistra believed the parties were 'democat' and 'republicat'. :r

Actually, I've had far more awkward moments. Seeing as this was the latest, I'll share. In my Global History class, it's myself and four other girls, not including the teacher, yet she's a woman too. I sit on one side of the room in the far back, and the girls sit on the other side of the room in the far back. We're about as far away as possible. So we're watching a power point presentation (taking notes, etc.) and it's the end of class. One of the girls said something funny, so we were all laughing and continued talking across the room and what not. The teacher yells "Will you please be quiet?!".. mind you, she has rarely ever raised her voice to us. We're very small, so she doesn't have to. She was furious. She then was just staring at them, not me, it seemed as if I was innocent. A minute later, no one had talked, and I said... "dot dot dot", and everyone laughed. The teacher then finally talked and told us to bring our review books to class tomorrow. It was just awkward how she was furious, the room was extremely silent, and then she said in her normal tone of voice for us to bring our books.. sort of like nothing had happened.

However, that may have been a you-had-to-be-there moment. :P

I had one of those moments today. We have this teacher for music who has no idea what she's doing, all we do is watch movies like Superbad, American Pie, Harry Potter etc. and today was the dreaded test. We hadn't learned anything this year so we were stuck, really stuck. One of the questions was "What is a riff?" so I wrote, "It's the opposite of woof" and it said, draw a treble clef, so I just wrote treble clef, this was one of those you-had-to-be-there moments. So she walked over glanced at my paper, picked it up and threw it back on the table, furious. Another teacher walked in, all silent and I randomly just shouted out "woof" and the class just burst out into laughter. So she ripped up my paper for talking, sent me outside, I opened the door and said "Meow". :sigh: This big bald bloke, he's Scottish and he has the heavy type of Scottish accent, took me outside, gave me a bollocking and I just went back into class.

Woof. :arr:

Maybe not awkward but the silence was. :P

That reminds me of English class yesterday. We had a DYRT (did you read this) quiz on a book we were reading last class. One question asked "What were the holes in the soccer field previously used for?" the correct answer was supposed to be for bodies. They put bodies in there and threw things at them as punishment apparently. So even saying a grave would work. However, one person wrote "...to see into other parts of the world". The teacher read it out loud, and the whole class felt like they were going to die of laughter. :P And for an older trick, the last question asked "How did the book end?" and one kid put "With a period".

Oh, I had another awkward moment, err, class today. We had a substitute teacher in Health today. He was dressed like a janitor or maybe even mailman or mechanic would be. You know, full body suit, dark blue, canvas type material. So we're all in class, and he begins attendance. Every time there was a name on the list and they weren't in class, he would make some really wear connection to their name and add "no show" at the end. This was the least of the awkward moments. Then when someone walked in late he says "Are you kidding me?!". The kid stops, we're all laughing, and he walks to his seat after a moment. Another person comes in shortly after and the teacher asks "Are you kidding me?!". Again, we're all dying here at his tone of voice. Once again, this time about 5 minutes later, another person walks in. Before he can say anything, we all ask "Are you kidding us?!", and the girl is extremely confused. The teacher proceeds to say "Yeah, are you kidding us?!". However, it gets better. :P We're about to start a movie and someone asked for his name, without looking at the board. He refers us to the board and it state's "Mr (Jay) Z". Someone questions his name, and he says he's the 'original' Jay Z. Now, during the movie, he's sitting at the teacher's desk and he puts both of his hands in the air. Basically like a criminal would if the police tell them to put their hands in the air. He just left them there for like a minute until everyone saw them, then he started wiggling his fingers and sang "make me wanna hollar and throw up both my hands". I will say this, I hope we have that sub another time...soon. :P
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Cody
Mar 13 2008, 08:16 PM
Lewiis
Mar 13 2008, 09:03 PM
Cody
Mar 13 2008, 07:26 PM
Alistra
Mar 13 2008, 08:13 PM
Not really, except when I went to a party and knew no one :P .

When Alistra believed the parties were 'democat' and 'republicat'. :r

Actually, I've had far more awkward moments. Seeing as this was the latest, I'll share. In my Global History class, it's myself and four other girls, not including the teacher, yet she's a woman too. I sit on one side of the room in the far back, and the girls sit on the other side of the room in the far back. We're about as far away as possible. So we're watching a power point presentation (taking notes, etc.) and it's the end of class. One of the girls said something funny, so we were all laughing and continued talking across the room and what not. The teacher yells "Will you please be quiet?!".. mind you, she has rarely ever raised her voice to us. We're very small, so she doesn't have to. She was furious. She then was just staring at them, not me, it seemed as if I was innocent. A minute later, no one had talked, and I said... "dot dot dot", and everyone laughed. The teacher then finally talked and told us to bring our review books to class tomorrow. It was just awkward how she was furious, the room was extremely silent, and then she said in her normal tone of voice for us to bring our books.. sort of like nothing had happened.

However, that may have been a you-had-to-be-there moment. :P

I had one of those moments today. We have this teacher for music who has no idea what she's doing, all we do is watch movies like Superbad, American Pie, Harry Potter etc. and today was the dreaded test. We hadn't learned anything this year so we were stuck, really stuck. One of the questions was "What is a riff?" so I wrote, "It's the opposite of woof" and it said, draw a treble clef, so I just wrote treble clef, this was one of those you-had-to-be-there moments. So she walked over glanced at my paper, picked it up and threw it back on the table, furious. Another teacher walked in, all silent and I randomly just shouted out "woof" and the class just burst out into laughter. So she ripped up my paper for talking, sent me outside, I opened the door and said "Meow". :sigh: This big bald bloke, he's Scottish and he has the heavy type of Scottish accent, took me outside, gave me a bollocking and I just went back into class.

Woof. :arr:

Maybe not awkward but the silence was. :P

That reminds me of English class yesterday. We had a DYRT (did you read this) quiz on a book we were reading last class. One question asked "What were the holes in the soccer field previously used for?" the correct answer was supposed to be for bodies. They put bodies in there and threw things at them as punishment apparently. So even saying a grave would work. However, one person wrote "...to see into other parts of the world". The teacher read it out loud, and the whole class felt like they were going to die of laughter. :P And for an older trick, the last question asked "How did the book end?" and one kid put "With a period".

Oh, I had another awkward moment, err, class today. We had a substitute teacher in Health today. He was dressed like a janitor or maybe even mailman or mechanic would be. You know, full body suit, dark blue, canvas type material. So we're all in class, and he begins attendance. Every time there was a name on the list and they weren't in class, he would make some really wear connection to their name and add "no show" at the end. This was the least of the awkward moments. Then when someone walked in late he says "Are you kidding me?!". The kid stops, we're all laughing, and he walks to his seat after a moment. Another person comes in shortly after and the teacher asks "Are you kidding me?!". Again, we're all dying here at his tone of voice. Once again, this time about 5 minutes later, another person walks in. Before he can say anything, we all ask "Are you kidding us?!", and the girl is extremely confused. The teacher proceeds to say "Yeah, are you kidding us?!". However, it gets better. :P We're about to start a movie and someone asked for his name, without looking at the board. He refers us to the board and it state's "Mr (Jay) Z". Someone questions his name, and he says he's the 'original' Jay Z. Now, during the movie, he's sitting at the teacher's desk and he puts both of his hands in the air. Basically like a criminal would if the police tell them to put their hands in the air. He just left them there for like a minute until everyone saw them, then he started wiggling his fingers and sang "make me wanna hollar and throw up both my hands". I will say this, I hope we have that sub another time...soon. :P

That's the substitute we all dream of. Though once we had this really fit sub, she must have been a trainee teacher, about 22. Fit as. <33 Everyone drops their pen and asks her to pick it up for them, just so they can see her ass. :hehe: A bit perverted but its oh so funny. :P
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My most awkward moment was when I was supposed to be working, but I had called in sick. I went out to go to eat with my friends since I was feeling better that day.

And out of no where, I see my boss and about 5 of my other co-workers come into the restaurant. And it just so happens that it was a Japanese Teppanyaki restaurant (the one where they cook in front of you), and they were assigned to sit at my table.

Not the best and nicest moment there, but I still had fun with them.
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when i was leaving work last night the people in the car next to mine were having sex. that was a little awkward. funny, though.
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Locke
Mar 13 2008, 04:12 PM
This topic title cracks me up every time I see it. Awkward English, perhaps?

Hah, same. :P

I don't seem to have very awkward moments, the people I hang out with are very chill about anything said, and we don't usually get into trouble. Boring I suppose. :P
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Mar 14 2008, 12:21 AM
when i was leaving work last night the people in the car next to mine were having sex. that was a little awkward. funny, though.

I hope that I never see any of my co-workers or friends doing that :no:
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